Invisible PAIN!

Notice I said invisible and not imaginary. I fell off of a horse today (not my own!) and landed dead on my hip. The pain was intense (I'd like 3 more of those please!) and compared to childbirth I'd rather have another 2 or 3 kids. As the day wore on, I would secretly run to the bathroom to pull down my pants to see the bruise that just has to be there. Alas, there is none. Just my pain that hurts so bad that I feel it must be imaginary!!!